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“I Flirt”
My first proper session of DnD.
First village, the party (An elf, Dwarf, a halfling and a human) walk into the bar. The dwarf wants to flirt with the Dragonborn.
DM: Okay, what do you say?
Dwarf: I flirt.
DM: Okay… But what do you say?
Dwarf: I flirt.
DM: *Deep sigh.* Okay. Your 4'6 Dwarf walks up to the bar, cranes his neck up to look at the 7'3 Dragonborn bartender and says, “I flirt.” Roll Charisma.
Dwarf: *Nat 20*







